Save the Pig My Ass

So I was on my way to work listening to the local a.m. radio station when I heard a lovely commercial telling me to how I could save some money. This radio voice told me to make my own coffee instead of buying it, and ride my bike to save money on gas. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Have we come to the point where we are so stupid that we need a genius web site radio spot to tell us how to do these things? Here is an idea oh brilliant ones at feedthepig.org. How about getting me my job back, you know the one that went to Mexico. How about repealing NAFTA and keeping jobs here in the great old land of mighty radio suggestions.

Now Mr. Pig people, I have a suggestion for you. In order to help us in a struggling economy that is about to collapse, why don’t you quit wasting money of stupid, worthless fucking radio ads and put that money into a fund to, I don’t know, HELP PEOPLE!