The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Gil Scott-Heron was right. The revolution will not be televised. At least not an American, non violent, peaceful, peoples revolt. No not on this chilly autumn morning. A quick search of the top headlines on the major news networks, CNN, MSNBC, FUX News (now that’s a shocker), ABC News, CBS News, no not these providers of mass information.

Instead we get the news that Anwar al-Awlaki was killed, Bank of America is charging for debit card use and Michael Jackson’s doctor’s trial. This is confusing, yesterday it seemed that the media may finally be starting to wake up and do its job. There where quick snippets on some of the major networks. But no I awoke this morning to nothing. No news clips of the protesters no video’s of police brutality. Nope nothing but a half dozen photos on CNN with no article.

Meanwhile dozens of cities around United States and the world are planning protests. Thousands of people are using social media to organize a peaceful uprising. Meanwhile you are still getting fed bullshit. Yet they are still talking about the Arab Summer and how great it is to spread freedom and democracy. 

Right Wing Media Bias!

Oh lord how often do we hear it, “The left wing media”,  or “left wing media bias”. I wish I had a beer for every time we have heard this played out, bullshit, flat out LIE!. Truth is it is quite the opposite. Truth is the republican’t , teabaggers, remind me a lot of my ex wife. Always accusing me of doing what she was doing. Its like a denial syndrome, where the republican’ts have all the media control, yet they say the left does.

Keep telling a lie enough and the sheeple will tend to believe it. I guess the fact (there is that four letter word again) that Fux News, is number one in cable news networks, is beside the point. Or that the am radio world is dominated (understatement) by the likes of: Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Don Imus, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Glen Beck,  Dr. Laura Schlessinger,  and Neil Boortz. Not all republican but all conservative and a half. Oh wait I forgot we had Al Franken(a few years ago). And oh yeah all those am radio guys that happen to work for Fux News also have high ranking TV shows.

Proof of this right wing bias can be found in the total lack of coverage of the whole occupy wall street movement, you know the one that is spreading across the country, oh wait your friends didn’t hear about it, I wonder why. Must be that whole left wing media agenda. Can’t show those radical extremists that give a shit enough about their country to try to fix it, on the news, people might realize there is a movement starting and get off their assess to stop this bullshit. But on the other hand the rapper T.I. did get out of a halfway house today, now that's news!

So while we are stuck with a few good shows from Keith Oblermann, Ed Schultz and HBO’s Bill Maher, the left falls short (by many miles) of dominating the media. So tell the right to get a clue, better yet tell them to go fuck themselves and get their facts straight. 

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Bible quotes for the haters

Here is something that has been on the Internet for a long time but is still very relevant in today's right wing brainwashed, teabagger, political climate. (Click above to view the actually link).


Dr. Laura Slessinger is a well-known conservative talk show host. She is known for quoting the Bible when telling the world why homosexuals are so wrong and are going to burn in hell.

Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When people try to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them:
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9).The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev.15:19-24).The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev.25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev.11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
 i) I know from Lev.11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread cotton/polyester blend. He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

I wonder how this intolerant bitch would feel about the fact that the new census reports the number of same sex households is on the rise.

Grumpy Old Peckerwoods

With the threat of a government shutdown once again making headline news, we must wonder the cause for such a ruckus. Once again the Grumpy Old Peckerwoods or GOP if you will, are raging mad and damning the man etc. I can’t help but ask myself, what makes all these old, rich white people, so fucking hateful?

Do they hate the poor so much that they must just cut spending of government programs that  help people? Do they have poor people envy? “yeah there go those poor bastards again, hogging all the attention”. I don’t get it, those that have it all, hate those that have nothing.

Since they want to cut programs in order to provide much needed disaster relief, cutting government programs that would kill government jobs, and add to unemployment, (more people for them to hate I guess) I have a groundbreaking idea for these downtrodden hating, angry, wealthy sons of bitches. Cut your own job. That’s right,shut em down. Save some much needed money. Cut your job, cut your throat, or just cut it the fuck out!

Really? Really? Really?.......Really? Booing our soldiers, and who is anti American?

The company we keep

With the execution of Troy Davis and all the headlines that it brought, it got me thinking about the death penalty. This is a subject I have always had mixed views on. If you are like me, then after a little research you will probably be anti death penalty. All it takes is to look at the list of the only other countries that have the death penalty…Countries andterritories that retain the death penalty for ordinary crimes
Afghanistan, Antigua and Barbuda, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belize, Botswana, Chad, China, Comoros, Democratic Republic of Congo, Cuba, Dominica, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Guatemala, Guinea, Guyana, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Lesotho, Libya, Malaysia, Mongolia, Nigeria, North Korea, Oman, Pakistan, Palestinian Authority, Qatar, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Sierra Leone, Singapore, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad And Tobago, Uganda, United Arab Emirates, United States Of America, Viet Nam, Yemen, Zimbabwe.

Reading this list, it appears we do not keep good company in this area. Is executing one innocent person, one too many? If we abolish the death penalty, what about the victims?

Four letter words

With our right wing Republicant, tea bagging ,crybabies always screaming foul, you would think that these poor sons of bitches where under constant threat of attack from their left wing counterparts. Truth is under our current administration, these little guys and gals just cry and whine and throw a fit like a 3 year old, until the President gives in to the fit, in another display of poor parenting.

When arguing with our conservative minded fellows, we must always remember to reserve the most precious four letter word for last. When we need to strike the final blow in an argument, always remember to use a FACT (or many facts). Yes this four letter word will make these guys blow their lid and lose it. It often sends tea baggers over the top (just remember to block their punches) and makes them bloodthirsty and ready to save America by killing off the left wing socialist commies.

While facts may seem to be the way to end an argument, many have become adept at talking in circles and avoiding the stated fact. Just remember to always, always, use this four letter word when dealing with the brain washed minions, that thrive off of getting all their information from Fux News and the right wing media bias.

Those Poor Rich Bastards

With Obama appearing to be starting to grow a pair, the republicant’s are raging mad about class warfare. This class warfare actually asks the wealthy to pay a tax percentage that is the same as everyone else. Poor rich bastards, I wouldn’t want them to possibly lose one of their vacation houses or only be able to take 6 weeks of vacation instead of 8 while the rest of us are struggling just to pay our bills, eat, and find employment.

So let’s put this in perspective. In order to solve the budget deficit the republicant’s solution is to cut. Cut from Medicaid, Medicare, teachers, firefighters, nurses, policemen, social security, financial aid for college students, education, unemployment and in general any program that helps the poor and needy.

So yes class warfare is being waged, its being waged against the poor and disabled and the working and middle class Americans. All so the rich can be greedy arrogant bastards. I think Michele Bachmann may have been on to something. I think vaccines may cause mental FUCKTARDATION in conservatives!

Save the Pig My Ass

So I was on my way to work listening to the local a.m. radio station when I heard a lovely commercial telling me to how I could save some money. This radio voice told me to make my own coffee instead of buying it, and ride my bike to save money on gas. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Have we come to the point where we are so stupid that we need a genius web site radio spot to tell us how to do these things? Here is an idea oh brilliant ones at feedthepig.org. How about getting me my job back, you know the one that went to Mexico. How about repealing NAFTA and keeping jobs here in the great old land of mighty radio suggestions.

Now Mr. Pig people, I have a suggestion for you. In order to help us in a struggling economy that is about to collapse, why don’t you quit wasting money of stupid, worthless fucking radio ads and put that money into a fund to, I don’t know, HELP PEOPLE!

This about sums it up 

I had a dream

That one day a president fairly elected by the people would come to our 
rescue in a time of dire need. Such was my steadfast belief in this 
dream that I dedicated my time and effort to volunteer to help with his 
campaign. I handed out flyers around my city to tell voters where to 
vote for our savior. I designed and manufactured political buttons and 
t shirts, which I sold a few dozen of on ebay to support (and make a 
few bucks) our chosen one.

Alas the day came when millions of Americans put aside some of our 
racist past, got our heads out of our collective asses and voted for 
the nation’s first black president. With our newly elected leader came 
the promise of change, yes we where going to end the wars, create jobs, 
end the Bush area tax cuts, and finally get universal healthcare for 
all.

We got change all right, change from a President and party we thought 
may be able to believe in, to a bunch of teabaggers, democraps and 
republicants.  The saddest part of all is the fact that we got a 
President with no balls, no guts to stand up for America, no holding 
true to Liberal beliefs, no pushing for working class America, instead 
we all voted, unknowingly, for John Boehner’s bitch.

With an elected leader who takes it long and hard from the speaker of 
the house time and time again (can he at least get some lube of some 
sort), us left leaning, socialist, tree hugging, liberal extremists, 
are left with little choice for voting in the upcoming election. The 
question is, what do we do?

my sentiments to the speaker of the house

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